This morning, I called my dearest Chanelle to ask her who her favorite aunty was. She was kinda annoyed and I asked her a dozen times more and she got extremely annoyed and passed the phone to her uncle, my cousin Clinton. Clinton and I talked for a bit until I remembered that the original reason why I called was to tell Chanelle how my dog miscarried all her 6 puppies. This is how our conversation went:
Aunty Bea: Yo! Who's your favorite aunty???
Chanelle: eeeeeeeeeh
Aunty Bea: You know what, Miss Holly's puppies died today, they're all in pet heaven now. Aunty Bea feels sad.
Chanelle: Why?
Aunty Bea: I dunno. Next time she gets pregnant, I can give you a puppy if your mommy and daddy allows it you, ok?
Chanelle: OK. But I want a fish. Can you buy me a fish?
Aunty Bea: Why would you want a fish? They're boring.
Chanelle: I WANT A FISH.
Aunty Bea: Fine, fine. How many do you want?
Chanelle: Just one.
Aunty Bea: Ok. I'll bring it to your house on Thursday.
Chanelle: Oh, can you give me 2? A big one and a small one.
Aunty Bea: I can give you a small one, and it will grow and become big. You can name your fish.
Chanelle: No, no! I want one big and one small.
Aunty Bea: What for?
Chanelle: Para may minion sya.
Aunty Bea: What?! Para saan minion nya???
Chanelle: Dapat parati sya may minion. Kelangan may minion sya eh.
Aunty Bea: Ok fine, I'll buy your fish a minion. Who's your favorite aunty?
Chanelle: AUNTY BEYHA!!! YEEEEEY!
Aunty Bea: YEEEEEY!
Chanelle: Why are you so happy?
Aunty Bea: uh...
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