Ma: Kakainin niyo ba yun croissant?
Bea: Where?
Ma: There! Sa box ng Breadtalk.
Bea: Puro floss lang yan, no croissant.
Ma: Pinasok ko dyan, para kunwari Breadtalk. Binili ko sa Bretto's.
Bea: Uhhh... okay. (checks the box, sees a non-crusty but perfectly shaped croissants)
Ma, ayaw ko kainin. It doesn't look good. It's not crusty.
Ma: Oo nga hindi crusty. Hindi talaga sya dapat crusty. Pag crusty ibig sabihin too much butter.
Bea: Ma diba dapat ang croissant crusty? That's the point.
Ma: Well, it's not a real croissant. I'm just trying to trick you and Vic to eat fake croissants. (VILLAINOUS laugh)
Bea: ?!? K.
***I don't know ma. Why. Why???
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